Friday, March 16, 2007

The joke...

This morning began like the average college student's morning does. After turning off my second alarm, I roll out of bed (which, if you recall i'm on the top bunk and that's a lot trickier than it sounds), hopped onto the floor with ten minutes to spare before I must leave for class. Feeling no urge to get particularly dolled up and girl-ified today, I threw on some sweats and tennies. Abby and I always walk together to class in the morning and she is usually the one who gets up to my room first because I'm running late. Well not this morning! I was ready to go before she was able to walk up the stairs and knock on my door. Grabbing my water and granola bar, I reached for the umbrella and opened the door. To my surprise and great startlement, this is what I found:

Yes that's right, I had been "cinder-blocked" into my room. Creative eh? When I opened the door, I literally jumped because all I saw was this big shadowy dark thing in front of me. See the crack between the door and the cinder blocks? At first, I thought I could squeeze between them and make it out, but then I snapped back to reality and remembered that I didn't weigh 95 pounds, nor was I made of elastic. Obviously, pushing them out of the way was not the safest or least-damaging way to go about things. I shut my door, walked through the bathroom and out my suitemates' door. I'd deal with it later.

Seeing this done before, I knew who the culprits were, well at least I had a group of suspects. I saw my RA today on the way to class and asked if she knew anything about it. Leah replied, "No......YESS!!"-with a big grin. I just shook my head and she said she and the girls would clean it up later today. While relaxing on my couch after lunch this afternoon, I heard banging and noise outside my door. I called out, "I hear you!!!" For the second time today, a surprise met me as I opened the door to find the two housekeeping ladies and an older maintenance man taking down the cinder blocks. Now you must understand, within each column of blocks, is a four or five inch PVC pipe which prevents anyone from simply pushing the blocks out. So each block must be lifted up and off the pipe. This weekend is "open house" for prospective students and housekeeping was trying to clear out the hallways. I quickly ran out the other door and helped them take it down. Being trapped in your own bedroom was funny, until the poor housekeeping people had to clean i up.

7 comments:

Lisa said...

If they are going to trap you in your room and then make you clean it up too, then come home!!! Actually, that is pretty funny and creative.

Miss ya Mirms!!!!!

Dustin said...

That’s hilarious, and a great idea, they should have stacked them to the celing, and made it wider than the door, that would have been awesome!

HMS said...

I think they should've staked them in fornt of your suitmates door as well then it would've been complete. Oh and is damage to the opposing wall the only thing that keeps one from just pusing the whole stack over? B/c even w/ the pipe it seems like it could be done?

'b' said...

i gotta say m-ram, this cracked me up when i read it.

Anonymous said...

I'll be honest...its pretty funny! Miss you bunches!!!

WhyamIdoingthis said...

I thought this was great! We had a youth group friend who wrapped EVERYTHING in somebody's house/room in foil right down to quarters on the table. Revenge can be sweet!

Anonymous said...

thats funny...ive seen people duct taped in their rooms...ive seen doors tied together...and ive personally had large trash cans tilted onto my doors and when the door was opened...splash...water everywhere... when we go to battlecry with aletheia im gonna duct tape one of our heavy sleepers to the bed...it should be fun... ;)